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A man in a hot air balloon is lost. He comes down a bit and sees a woman on the ground.
He yells at her and asks "I promised some friends that I would meet them in an hour, but I have no idea where I am".
The woman says "You're in a balloon at a height of about 10 meters, between 40 and 41 degrees north and 59 and 60 degrees west."
The man asks "Are you an engineer?"
"Indeed, how do you know?" she asks
He replies "Well, you gave me a technically perfect answer, but I don't have a clue what to do with your information and I still have no idea where I am. In all honesty, you didn't help me at all and you cost me a lot of my valuable time"
"So, you must be a manager" says the woman.
"Indeed, how do you know?" he asks.
"Well, you don't know where you are, nor where you have to go. A large mass of air brought you where you are now. You made a promise, while you didn't have the slightest idea how to honour it and you expect that the people below you solve your problems. Fact is, you are in exactly the same situation as you were 5 minutes ago, but now it's my fault!"